I'd get real sticky
But it's too tricky
That hair looks real big
But it must be a wig
She wanted to kiss me to death
But he had bad breath
His wallet is rellay thick
But ... what a prick!

It's so hard to believe
But she was so naive
Yeah, I do like hash
But I never had the cash
Your salary would hire
But the boss was such a liar
You're looking for romance
But should you take this chance?

Refrain:
He left her very soon
But she is not really sad
So you see the word "but"
Isn't always that bad

Your music's great
Your voice is what I hate
She was really juicy
But he was such a wussy
I thought your eyes are blue
But I found out it's not true
He used to be cool
But that was back in school

Refrain