Are you surprised to hear from me
Just called to let you know what I think of you
I think you lied to yourself a million times
But this ain’t the worst of all your crimes

I thought I liked you, but you wasted my time
O.K. if you lie to yourself, but you lied to me
Don’t lie so much anymore
‘Cause others may leave you dying on the floor

Refrain:
I thought you’re more than these average guys
I must have had two blind eyes

No, I don’t think you’re great
No I don’t think you’ve got balls
Yes, I’ve got the feeling
I was talking to the walls

You made my mind all twisted
Feeling like I never existed
I’m sure your brain’s so small sized
'Cause you couldn’t get a phonecall organized

Refrain

No, I don’t believe you’re just too busy
No, I don’t believe you work hard
Yes, I’ve got the feeling
You need a kick in your ass to start

Don’t wanna cry my heart out but you suck
You’re even stingyer than Dagobert Duck
I’m sure your brain is so small sized
Wouldn’t get a toothbrush organized

Refrain