Though you tried to be really nice
The salesman gives you no advice
He doesn’t give you any information
He definetely needs a long vacation

You didn’t come here to have a fight
Especially with someone whose not that bright
Being treated like this isn’t funny
Go somewhere else with your money


From this gent you wouldn’t buy bread
So unfriendly, what’s in his head
Staring at him you ask yourself
What is with his mental health

Refrain:
Be prepared, this will repeat
Antoher trial to defeat


Though you tried to be really nice
The salesman gives you no advice
He doesn’t give you any information
He definetely needs a long vacation

Lookin’ in his face you feel a little sick
Think you need a dagger, need it quick
A vicious deed is now contrived
Your heart enraged, will he survive?

Refrain